College Avenue Players

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The College Avenue Players (CAP) are a group of students at Rutgers University who, for whatever reason, have shunned the traditional theater scene at that school and they've been shunning it ever since, producing their performances out of Scott Hall 135, a lecture hall on the historic College Avenue Campus (it has been speculated that this site was chosen due to its proximity to the Grease Trucks and subsequent easy access to fat sandwiches). In the past 'cappers', as CAP members have come to be known, have assumed such catch phrases as:

"Drinking people with a theatre problem."

"We put the CAP in incapable."

"Yes, we are that awesome."

"Be Funny. Get Naked."


Constitution

As a collective whole CAP has a constitution of 18, allowing it to perform tasks of endurance far beyond that of average men.

See also